SHAKESPEARE
“If
you cannot
understand my argument, and
declare "It's Greek to me'', you
are quoting Shakespeare; if you claim to be more sinned against than sinning,
you are quoting Shakespeare; if you recall your salad days, you
are quoting Shakespeare; if you act more in sorrow than in anger;
if your wish is farther to the thought;
if your lost property has vanished into thin air,
you are quoting Shakespeare; if you have ever refused to budge an inch
or suffered from green-eyed jealousy, if
you have played fast and loose, if
you have ever been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle, if
you have knitted your brows, made a virtue of necessity, insisted on fair
play, slept not one wink, stood on ceremony, danced attendance (on your lord and master), laughed yourself into
stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing,
if you have seen better days or lived in a fool's paradise -why, be that as it may, the more fool you, for it is a foregone conclusion
that you are (as good luck would have it)
quoting Shakespeare; if you think it is early days and
clear out bag and
baggage, if
you think it is high time and
that that is the
long and short of it, if
you believe that the game is up and
that truth will
out even if it involves your own flesh and blood, if you lie low
till the crack of doom
because you suspect foul play, if
you have your teeth set on edge (at
one fell swoop) without rhyme or reason,
then - to give the devil his due -
if the truth were
known (for surely you have
a tongue in
your head) you
are quoting Shakespeare; even if you bid me good riddance and
send me packing, if you wish I was dead as a doornail, if you think I am an eyesore, a laughing stock,
the devil incarnate, a stony-hearted villain, bloody-minded or a blinking idiot, then - by Jove! O Lord! Tut tut! For goodness' sake! What the dickens! But
me no buts! - it is all one to me, for
you are quoting Shakespeare.”
Bernard
Levin
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